On Laziness, and the Switzerland of Value Systems

Hey look, it’s another post that I’m not 100% happy with, but I’m publishing anyway because I’m ~conquering my fears~ !!!


I’m trying to put together a sort of elevator pitch for why I’ve become so interested in astrology. There are a lot of reasons, but I have a tendency to ramble and would like to speak more concisely — having a couple quick points at the ready would help. One point I always include is that astrology is (relatively) value-neutral: it does not evangelize any particular virtues or moralities.

Personally, I didn’t grow up in a religious household, and aside from a few years in the Bible Belt, I’ve spent my whole life in a secular-leaning-Christian part of my country. Self-righteous proselytizing is rather off-putting to me. I think perspective changes everything, and life contains far too much nuance to fit inside a rigid system of rules and judgments; thus, I’ve avoided most religions and philosophies. Astrology, however, stood out in part because of the broad, general descriptors it used. These generalities may initially seem like a copout to some, but in truth our individual realities are so unique that broad strokes are the only way to accurately describe universal truths.

With this, astrology becomes malleable, adapting to our lives however we choose to structure them. A sort of philosophical silly putty.

I was talking to a friend recently who shares a Mars in Taurus placement with me. She’s curious about astrology, so I told her a bit about how I think the placement presents in me and it seemed to strike a chord with her. Taurus has been described as lazy, and Mars especially: the planet of get-up-and-go doesn’t know what to do with peaceful tranquility. Describing this to my friend, she said, “Yes! I am totally lazy. I feel like I can never admit that.”

The shame she described is familiar. I’ve felt tremendous shame about my own laziness, my whole life, especially because it seems so incongruous with my other traits. Thing is, I’ve been able to hide my laziness well because my desire to do nothing is outweighed by other needs and compulsions (ex. deadlines, my anxious need to plan and organize, or my fear of failure). What astrology helped me understand is that laziness is not a moral failing. Being lazy just means you’d rather not do things — not that you’re irresponsible, unintelligent, or that you lack integrity. There is nothing — nothing — shameful about that.

To be clear, I’m not talking about self-deprecating hyperbole, like shaming yourself for skipping a workout or sleeping in late. And I’m also not talking about illnesses like depression. I’m talking about an innate laziness at the soul level, like always finding creative solutions to problems so you have to do as little work as possible, or spending all weekend at homeThis pervasive desire to not do something, for no real reason other than, “Eh, I’d rather not.”

We think of laziness as needing an excuse. It is not enough to want to do “nothing”, we need a reason. Societally, we value hard work and self-reliance, and especially so in certain philosophies. It is a virtue, we’re told, to honor your duty, to contribute to your society, to do your part. In this light, I understand why laziness is often met with scorn, but that doesn’t make it okay because shame is not an effective motivator.

Shame does nothing but weigh you down, and we would all do well to confront our own shame. Astrology helps me do that by allowing for the nuance of individual experience, and removing judgments to aid self-acceptance. When we can do away with shame and accept ourselves as we are, we feel greater self-efficacy, and in turn, sow greater openness and understanding to the people around us.

Best of all, astrology does not require people to accept the same philosophies to achieve that level of societal empathy.


I would like to end this post with something a little more buttoned-up, but my brain has seemingly thrown in the towel today so I’ll just say this: try to meet yourself with curiosity, understanding, and openness. See what happens.






Real Quick: Taurus Moon Stats

For my statistical research, I’m in the process of creating one master spreadsheet with everything I need all in one place. It’s… a lot, and it’s taking a lot of time to put together.

But, in exciting news, after working on it for the last few days, I’m finally starting to see some interesting patterns emerge. Namely, I know a ton of Taurus Moons for some reason.

Here’s how all the points and planets I’m tracking (about 30 per person) are distributed:

all data

And here are how the Moon placements specifically are distributed:

moon placements

A whole-ass quarter of them are Taurus? Weird. Theoretically, since the Moon represents one’s feelings and moods, I could understand some folks choosing to surround themselves with people of similar dispositions. This would be especially true for Taurus — given how calm, chill, and consistent they tend to be, it’d make sense for them to find like-minded friends.

Who knows why this is, but I find it super interesting and I’m curious to do more research.

Taking a Step Back

I’m learning a lot about how I want to practice astrology.

I’ve been spending a lot of time analyzing charts from a linear and circular statistics standpoint, rather than interpretation. I think it’s possible to find patterns and correlations within friend groups and social circles — these may not “prove” that astrology is real, but would certainly strengthen its legitimacy. I hope to do a blog post soon summarizing more of the studies I’ve been reading about.

But regardless of how much I enjoy math and data, I do very much enjoy chart interpretation. My issue is that I don’t think it practical to use astrology for predictive work; the symbolism is too broad and it creates too many possibilities, making it very unlikely to accurately predict anything useful. Many astrologers do use it for predictive work, and some are very good at it, but I personally struggle to get on board.

What I’ve really enjoyed is using the birth chart as a jumping-off point, and letting the conversation flow naturally from there, referring back to the chart as needed. I’ve had excellent conversations with individuals by starting the conversation with the elements — which one dominates, which are lacking or struggling, and how the essence of the elements may present in their personality. It has been helpful to start off with broad strokes, and then concentrate on specific areas from there.

Feedback has been great so far. Folks have said they prefer this open, collaborative discussion rather than unidirectional predictions or assumptions. They feel they can disagree with me or my interpretation in ways they couldn’t with other astrologers. As a result, by the time our conversation is over, whatever skepticism they had about astrology as a whole have largely evaporated, and they’re in awe of the potential that has unfolded for them.

Despite the widespread popularity of horoscopes, it seems people generally don’t like to be told who they are. They want help understanding, sure, but ultimately they want to define it for themselves. The funny thing is I don’t think I’m alone in practicing this way, but people seem to have preconceived notions and don’t understand how malleable astrology really is.


On a personal note, I am still self-conscious about this hobby and sharing it publicly with others. My intent for this blog was to work through some of that, but as my spotty post history will tell you, I’m struggling to do that.

I set very high standards for myself, and I berate myself if I don’t meet them. I want to do everything and nothing all at once, but focus and follow-through are formidable foes. I’ll draft up a blog post, but upon re-reading it, decide either: a) I don’t deserve to have an opinion, or b) my writing is too vague to make sense of, and I will delete whatever I’ve written.

I’m trying to be less critical of myself; to be less of a perfectionist, and more of a completionist. I’m publishing this post knowing it is not very good, and there are a lot of things I want to change about it, but it is more important that I just publish the damn thing.

So, fuck it. Publish.

Placements & Bloodlines

In my recent research of the statistical significance of astrological placements of small social groups, I’m finding interesting patterns in the placements of families related by blood.

Importantly, since my last updates, I have adjusted my methodology to account for the polarities of the zodiac; meaning, I converted all placements to a scale of 0-180 degrees, with Aries and Libra both at 0. This helps illustrate the opposition relationships, which are just as important as conjunctions.

I was able to evaluate natal placements for a family of 4, now that I have confirmed birth times for them. The following areas of the zodiac had clusters of note:

5′ Gemini / 5′ Sagittarius:

  • Daughter’s Ascendant
  • Mother’s Moon (her chart ruler)
  • Father’s Moon
  • Mother’s Mercury

3′ Leo / 3′ Aquarius:

  • Father’s Ascendant
  • Daughter’s Mercury (her chart ruler)
  • Mother’s Part of Fortune

20′ Leo / 20′ Aquarius:

  • Son’s Ascendant
  • Daughter’s Venus
  • Daughter’s Moon
  • Father’s Part of Fortune

What I find so interesting about this is that many of the placements involved have less to do with the date on which the individuals were born, and more to do with the time and tilt of the Earth instead. The Ascendant, Part of Fortune, and even Moon placements differ greatly depending on the time of birth. To me, this may point to a soul connection because the odds of encountering such similar placement through random chance would have to be tiny.

Now, I haven’t actually calculated the odds of that, but I was able to measure the variance of this family of 4 and compared it with a control group of 6 strangers, as well as with all data I had available. Here’s what I found:

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Comparing all placements on the standard 0-359 degrees of the zodiac, the placements of the family were less varied than both the control group and all data, but the differences between groups only became more significant as I reduced the zodiac.

When comparing placements on a 180′ zodiac (to account for oppositions), or a 90′ zodiac (to account for opposition and square aspects), the variance was far lower for the family of 4, meaning their placements were much more similar than the other groups were. 

This suggests that there were more aspects between family members than we would expect to occur through random chance. I’m conducting further tests to see if these results can be replicated with other families before I dive into t-tests and z-tests, but I’m encouraged by these initial results.

I am also in the process of creating frequency distributions for the above groups. It’s possible, after all, that the distributions will not be normal, and therefore variance and standard deviation may not be the best method of evaluating significance. My statistics skills are a little rusty, but I’m having a lot of fun trying to dust them off.

Existing Studies of Natal Placements & Statistics

I’m nerding out hard.

I’ve been doing some digging on statistical analysis of natal placements to better understand what’s been done before. It’s frustrating to me when skeptics deride astrology on the whole, implying that it never holds up to the scrutiny of the scientific method. Even statistician Michel Gauquelin, after devoting decades of his career to this research, said, “the majority of the elements in a horoscope seem not to possess any of the influences which have been attributed to them.” 

But once you start studying astrology, you realize that it makes too much sense to ignore. I think there is potential in using statistical analysis as a way to boost the legitimacy of the field of astrology. My goal is not to convince skeptics per se, but cause them to reconsider their scorn for the study.

There is still tons of research to be done, so there isn’t much out there right now. But hoo boy, let me tell you — what’s out there already is super interesting.

First of all, Gauquelin’s work has lived on after his death in the 1990s. His data has been digitized, helping astrological researchers conduct further analyses. Take this quote from Kyosti Tarvainen, past president of the Finnish Astrological Association:

“Thanks to these developments the Gauquelin data today is providing statistically significant confirmation for ordinary astrology in all three major themes of modern astrology: natal astrology, synastry (couple compatibility) and prediction (transits and other forecast techniques)” 

Think of all the different ways to analyze that data! As Astrology News Service notes, Gauquelin’s original research was hyper-focused on Sun sign placements. To have so much data with confirmed birth times, ready and waiting to be analyzed, is blowing my mind. A collection of revelations waiting to be discovered. Exciting as hell.

Second of all, this study on natal placements of serial killers, to put it simply, rules. Authored by Dutch statistician Jan Ruis, PhD, the study found that serial killers tended to have a preponderance of Mutable signs, the 12th house, and Moon aspects in their natal charts. The correlation is interesting, and they concluded that “some of the claims of astrologers cannot be rejected.”

I love that conclusion. Obviously statistical analysis won’t prove causality — this study simply confirms that astrology is not a scam, parlor trick, or wishful thinking. Astrology has been around for thousands of years, it’s nice to have some data to back it up. Legitimacy, hurray!

Finally, check out this research that showed correlation between astrology’s philosophy of the elements and the Eysenck Personality Indicator, a major psychology test. The researcher “compared the key descriptive words Eysenck used to describe Introversion, Extraversion, Emotional Stability and Neuroticism with key words astrologers identify with the Fire, Earth, Air and Water traits.”

I’m working on more research of my own (and honing in on a thesis, I think!), so I’m sure I’ll find more interesting statistics tidbits to share.


Happy learning,


Frequency Distributions

Continuing on from my last statistics post…

I’m examining the natal and progressed charts of 9 individuals within a social group, looking for patterns. Already, I’ve noticed interesting clusters around a few certain points of the zodiac, but today I looked at it a little differently: simply, as frequency distributions.

If we examining the archetype distribution at face value, it looks like this chart.

Frequency Distribution by Family (Unweighted) (1)

The purple line shows total values, and it seems that Cancer and Leo are the most dominant. Great, right? This group exhibits a lot of Cancer and Leo energy, right?

Maybe. But maybe not.

In this group, 4 of 9 people have birthdays around Gemini/Cancer season. Because Mercury and Venus are never more than 45 degrees from the Sun, we can expect a higher concentration of data points around the Gemini/Cancer/Leo quadrant of the zodiac (especially since we are also looking at midpoints between these seasonal planets).

In short, all data points are not of equal importance. A midpoint between two conjunct planets is pretty redundant, it doesn’t tell us anything more than what we could discern from examining the conjunction alone. And an aspect to a luminary or chart ruler carries more significance than, say, an aspect to a progressed planet.

To account for these differences, I created a weighted scoring system. Luminaries and angles were worth the most, while midpoints and loose aspects were only worth a little. Doing so showed me patterns were developing in Leo and Aquarius, and Taurus and Scorpio as well. I then tallied up scores by element and modality to better understand the impact.

The result was far more insightful:

Weighted Scores by Element and Modality (2)

As you can see in the chart above, there was an especially high concentration of Fixed signs, with Fixed Earth (Taurus) scoring the highest. While the first chart showed a prevalence of Cancer and Leo, this chart shows that Leo is indeed quite prevalent, but Cancer is not; in fact, Cancer (Cardinal Water) scored the lowest of them all.

This tell us that although this group shares a lot of Cancer placements, most of them are simply attributed to having lots of birthdays in the late Spring.

If you look at the first chart again, notice there’s an additional bump around Scorpio. Because Taurus and Scorpio are directly opposite each other, aspects made to one sign are also reflected in the other (mostly).

If we were to combine the natal and progressed charts of all 9 individuals, a la synastry, I believe we would see a Fixed Grand Cross. Though I am not measuring group behavior or dynamics, the Fixed Grand Cross tells us that this group is steady and reliable, maybe stubborn, and strong as hell. The each bring something different to the table, but put together, there’s very strong Fixed energy.

They’re not a group of doers (Cardinal), and they’re not wishy-washy either (Mutable). Rather, they’re stabilizers (Fixed).

The Head & The Heart

I want to be better about writing but I don’t know where to start. I have a running list of astrological topics to cover but every time I sit down to write, nothing comes out.

I’ve never been good at identifying and asking for what I want. This is one of the few ways I relate to my Pisces Sun — I don’t “want” anything for my own sake, but for others. The fish’s immersive nature creates a nebulous, mysterious ego, one that adapts to fill whatever gaps surround it.

My Leo Moon, by contrast, is pounding on my internal doors with a list of demands: creation, expression, validation, attention, give me all of it, goddammit. I badly want to appease her, but how do I satiate those needs when my ego wants nothing? My Moon is my one and only fire placement, and I don’t know how to handle it; it’s literally out of my element.

Heart on fire, head under water.

In astrology, progressions are the idea that once we are born, the movement of the planets reflect the trajectory of our life, with each day equating to one year. So, the location of the planets 30 days after your birth mirrors your life at 30 years old.

My Sun has progressed from Pisces to Aries, and it certainly feels like breaking the surface, at long last, after an eternity spent underground. I’ve been ingrained with the wisdom and adaptability of Pisces and the knowledge of all that came before it; and I am finally taking a form of my own and setting off on a new path.

Trouble is, my progressed Mercury is still hanging back in Pisces.

In a few years’ time, my Mercury will make its way to Aries, and my hope is then I will have an easier time articulating my individual wants and needs. Maybe then my mind, freshly-ablaze, can help my Leo Moon to get what it wants.

I appreciate what Pisces has gifted me, but I am ready to break new ground and forge my own path. In the meantime, I’m making progress. I am still under water, but I can see the surface. And when I get there, I will be on fire, and I will be unstoppable.